October 19th 2004 Posted to
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Well I have been sick for the past 2 days which blows ass. So Last night I was like this shit sucks so I took my favorite drug NyQuil. As Lewis Black says “It makes the Blur seem interesting”. I always liked a good interesting blur.
So I always feel like I never really sleep when I take that stuff I am always just in a dream state and never feel I get good rest but I always feel a bit charged the next day but I always have the most fucked up dreams on NyQuil maybe because I remember them. And here is the one I had on my NyQuil Adventure.
I was in that scene in Sum of All Fears where they go shoot down an aircraft carrier and I was somehow jumped off the boat and while the boat was sinking I didn’t get sucked down and somehow I ended up on a piece of cardboard in the middle of the pacific ocean with this one guy who didn’t say anything and this chick that bitched all the time. She would say stuff like “My Shoes are Wet” I kept thinking What the fuck you stupid bitch why are you on an aircraft carrier if you are not prepared for such an event. So I was like well great we are near China in the middle of the ocean hanging onto a piece of cardboard. And then I looked down and back up and suddenly we were in a New York Harbor and we were like Whoa shit. So we had to swim to Liberty Island and to get into the country since we were lost at Sea Navy People I got off and showed them my ID. And they were like Woah hold on a second you have to pay to get into the country.
I pulled out my wallet and all my credit cards and cash were all fucked up because of the salt water of the pacific and Atlantic Oceans so I had to stay in that area and somehow come up with the $57 dollars to get back into the united states. The Girl that I was with just bitched and she got in for free. That reminds me of that time my ex got pulled over for speeding and because she had tits and had some stupid ass excuse that she had to take a liquid shit she just got a warning. I got pulled over for speeding and got a ticket. Fucking sexist cops and she didn’t want to be repressed because she was a girl but had no problems with that. Anyway I get in after cleaning about 500 toilets to pay for the debt to get in the country. And then I kept waking up and going back into the dream which was totally jacked up because there was nothing cool or bad in the dream after that part.
Have to love NyQuil. But such is life. Happy Tuesday to Everyone. I had math today. I love that class I sit next to Alexis and this other Dude and we just do all the work and get out like 2hrs early. That’s the way classes should be.