A Fan Letter

Today I got an e-mail from a Fan of the site. Figured I would post it for comments.

From: mail@jdplvy.com
To: tristan@tristanpipo.com
Subject: <None>
Date: Nov 26, 2007 2:23 PM

You’re an Asshole and I hope you Fucking Die!!!!
NO , SERIOUSLY, I REALLY DO HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!!

I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

YOU’RE A WASTE OF BREATH TO EVEN TRY TO EVEN EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU!!

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME, YOU JUMP TO FUCKING CONCLUSIONS..YOU NEVER LISTEN
TO ANYTHING I SAY TO YOU, SO, GO DIE!!!

I HAVE HAD JOBS SINCE I FUCKING GRADUATED BACK IN 94,
SO GO FUCK YOURSELF, GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC OR SOMETHING
PLZ DIE!!

YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH!!!!!!

AND WHEN U DO DIE, I’LL COME AND VIST YOU AND PISS ANDS SHIT ALL OVER YOUR
DEAD BODY AND SPIT ON YOUR CASKET!!

I HATE YOU!!!!”

That was a good laugh on a Monday. =)

Comments

  1. Raleigh
    November 26th, 2007 | 3:20 pm

    That must be Dave. Who else writes with so many punctuation and spelling errors.

    Wow, maturity at its finest.

  2. November 26th, 2007 | 3:28 pm

    I usually write posts with about that many errors. =)

  3. November 26th, 2007 | 7:14 pm

    Ok now that was a funny email I just had to comment :P

  4. Leah
    November 28th, 2007 | 11:58 pm

    How did he get through all the stuff you set up to block him? Geeez….what a piece of work!

  5. November 29th, 2007 | 7:50 am

    He didn’t get onto the site. He just sent me an e-mail directly. Since I don’t filter e-mail other then the default gMail filters and what I report as Spam his e-mails will still reach me just fine.

    Totally worth a laugh I must say.

  6. Michelle
    November 29th, 2007 | 12:36 pm

    Wow! That was something….LOL!
    “Can you feel the love tonight?”

  7. Leah
    November 29th, 2007 | 3:27 pm

    You should let him back in just for a day…just for kicks. You know he’s got to check it on a daily basis to see if he can get in… lol!

  8. November 29th, 2007 | 4:27 pm

    Well since he has been banned he has tried to access the site a total of “129″ time/s I am not sure how many attempts that is per day but I am sure it is a laughable number.

  9. Leah
    November 29th, 2007 | 7:46 pm

    That is just awesome…and a little disturbing… 129 times? wow.

  10. Junniper
    December 1st, 2007 | 12:10 pm

    Oh Dave, I’ve missed you. And obviously you’ve missed Mr. Pipo…129 times? Did you think it was 125th time’s the charm?

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