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Well I placed an order for this Bag from eBags and they said it would be here on October 22nd. Well it turns out they didn't have their site updated when I ordered it and I was unaware so I ordered a bag that they didn't HAVE! And so I was waiting and waiting and I noticed on October 20th the bag still had not shipped and it was on 3-4 day delivery because that was free. And my little BizRate.com survey came asking me what I thought of eBags. I went to fucking town and I get a call from this hot sounding rep named Christy. Total Flirt I think they sent me a girl to talk to because I can't yell at a hot sounding girl. And she said she would e-mail the warehouse for me and see what is going on. Well 2 days later 23rd I get an e-mail back saying they were out of stock until November 30th! WTF!!!!

So I was even more hot then they asked me if I would setille for the Mossy Green one instead. FUCK NO! Mossy Green just says WTF Tristan why are you wearing green? But that makes me think of San Andrea's and green is your gangs color and I could walk around and be like WTF Yo! But anyways So I called and asked for Hot Christy and she said she would like to make me happy. Not something you say to Tristan if you sound like you could be a hot chick. So anyways she knocked another 20% of the bag because I already had a 20% off coupon bringing a bag from $44.95 -20%-20%+Free Shipping= Cheaper.. So then I wake up and check my e-mail by clicking on mail down in the dock. Cause gMail fucks up sometimes I don't really like to use it unless I have to. Damn Beta's World of Warcraft has given me virtually no trouble during the Beta. But I see that it had finally shipped I am woah WTF that's early. Sometimes I want to call China and be like make bags Faster! Don't put SARS on the bag. But the order said it shipped on the 4th today is the 10th and it said it will be here today.

Well UPS fucks up again. Fucking UPS only 3 companies I hate in the world. Wal-Mart, UPS, and Amazon.com though I really don't hate Amazon.com anymore only reason I hated them was I was buying my now ex girlfriend the Sims Online: Collectors Edition and I changed the shipping from 3Day Select to Overnight and then they said that would delay it until like Jan. Fuck That It was an XMAS present for her. But oh well she's an ex now maybe she should have fucking waited. Mwa ha ah.

Oh well so in all Fuck eBags for lying. But Thank you eBags for shipping earlier then you had promised.

I rate your webmaster as a 0 and your customer support at a 8. And Christy Call me if you ever get out of Texas you have my # ;-). lol