Apple Store Job Postings

As I do my surfing from time to time. I like to see what other jobs are out there. Now I know this one would probably pay a lot less but you never know. But I just love the Apple company ever since I was a little kid. And Steve Jobs how he shows up to ever formal business event in Jeans and Tennis Shoes. My type of company to work for.

I love the retail stores and I came across the job description for a Mac Specialist the dudes and ladies in the store that are always willing to help me out. The few times I have stopped by there. I think they all meet this type of description. You won't see most companies with something like this for a job description.

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Mac Specialist

The Ultimate Mac Consultant

Are you as passionate about customer service as you are about the latest MP3 player? Does the thought of working for Apple make you tingle even more than
those three seconds right after a sneeze? If so, you might have what it takes to become an Apple Mac Specialist.

You and millions of other Mac users around the world know that when a computer
is done right, it can be much more than a beige box made for the left side of the brain. You know and love the power and elegance of the Mac.

As an Apple Mac Specialist, you'll have the opportunity to share this life-enriching tool with other people. Whether someone is a new user, a lifelong Mac enthusiast, or a PC switcher, you'll be the person who shows them how a Macintosh can change lives.

Some stores have salespeople who are just filling a hole in the schedule. Our salespeople are the cream of the crop. Are you one of them?

Key Features:

-Would rather be in the front row of a MacWorld keynote speech than have free cable TV for a year.
-Gets frequent compliments about being a good listener.
-Can comfortably translate "techno-speak" into laymen's terms.
-Lives, eats, breaths, and sleeps technology.
-Loves interacting with people as much as Macs.
-Walks friends to their car and waves goodbye as they drive away at the end of the evening.


Job Description:
-Enrich the lives of Apple customers by providing unparalleled customer service.
-Provide complete and appropriate solutions for every customer, regardless of the potential revenue they represent.
-Help sniff out innovative ideas to improve store processes and performance.
-Keep your store in tip-top shape.
-Give customers what they've always wanted: a little piece of Apple in their own backyard.
-Be responsible and take good care of Apple's assets.
-Follow all company policies and procedures faithfully.
-Execute all transactions quickly and accurately.
-Communicate positively with store team members, customers, channel partners, and headquarters. Remember, you represent the Apple brand.
-Maintain a fit and healthy Mac mind.
-Oh yeah-and have fun! After all, this is Apple.

How to Kill a Mocking Bird

16MB of the greatest Book Report of our time.

How To Kill a Mocking Bird

Yes I know it's To Kill a MockingBird. But still this book report was just a bizarre trail into the depths of this book. If you have free time and no life as I do at the moment waiting for the WoW Servers to come back online you should check it out.

World of Warcraft 250,000 Copies Sold

BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT® MEDIA ALERT

Wow the first day? That is pretty awesome. I picked up my copy at GameStop now the lag is just crazy and the West Coast Servers are down. Gives me time to chat online, post on blog, and think about Turkey Day.

This is awesome news for Blizzard Keep up the awesome gaming action.

Fuck 12 Year Old Bitchy Noobs! Read your Fucking Quest Log and go Jerk Off to Jessica Simpson.

U2 Digital Box Set

The U2 Digital Box Set! Every single U2 song ever written ever is in this. Pick it up from the iTunes Music Store for $149 with a digital Booklet. Over 400 songs in this puppy. Broadband is required to download this. It would take over 30CD's to fill this. Which would be about 22GB uncompressed so yeah a few GB's to fill up your iPod with. Would take a while to download even on broadband. Must have Holiday Item for any U2 fan.

Want to send it to someone send them a Gift Certificate.

The perfect gift for music lovers in your life – iTunes gift certificates

My World of Warcraft Characters

Well I was asked to post on WoWPVP.net But that demands that I make an account and login and Ollie is WTF Tristan. So I can just post them here with 0 effort on my part.

On FrostWolf
Donn - Dwarf Warrior
Khalim - Night Elf Hunter

That's all I have so far.

We are playing on Frostwolf for Alliance. And BlackRock for Horde. I think the Horde is dumb ATM so I am playing only on FrostWolf for now.

World of Warcraft is out TODAY!

Well have to work today but taking a short day. Then going to pick up my game and install it on my laptop as I am driving home. And then creating and playing all day and night long. This is always a tradition for me and Blizzard Games though Warcraft III was kinda disrupted because of 2 things. 1. Girlfriend and 2. 4th of July but I got in my playtime later.

I got the collectors edition of World of Warcraft because they always make it worth your while. But anyways time for some serious WoW action.

We will be playing on the Pacific Server known as Tichondrius. I will be playing Alliance so hope to see you there.

World of Warcraft Beta is Over

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Sad Sad Sad Day

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The Incredibles

Incredibles Soundtrack
The Incredibles Soundtrack from iTunes

Great Film. Go See it. Buy the Soundtrack from iTunes. I thought it was a great pixar film first one with Action and Comedy I really enjoyed it and will be picking it up on DVD when it comes out sometime next year. 2 Thumbs up Go See It.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

This game has taken over for WoW for a little while. I must say it's classic grand theft auto but as always with a different spin. You start off in south central LA basically in the ghetto trying to start a coproration as a gang. You do missions and they have more flair now. I now own most of the gang territory around my house which I spend a good deal of time defending from the "Ballas" which is the rival gang their color is purple and yours is green. You play this Black Dude named CJ who came back to San Andrea's from Liberty City because his Mom died.

I have been lots of cool ass missions. One was this terminator 2 style mission where you are on the back of a motorcycle taking a Machine Gun to keep a huge semi off your ass. That was cool as hell. I just did one where I had to throw Molotov Cocktails into a building to destroy a gangs house for the cops. Samuel L. Jackson is a voice in the game and he has me do all his dirty work so he doesn't have to do it and I stay out of jail from him.

The story line of this game is huge and the variety of what you can do is amazing. You can go into nearly every building if you see an arcade game in one you can walk up and play it. The game is like a mixture of Grand Theft Auto, Midnight Club II, Dance Dance Revolution, Dig Dug, Pac Man, Defender, Asteroids, Final Fantasy, Parappa the Rappa, Casino, Postal II, 90's Channel on XM Radio. Well I guess there is pretty much nothing to stop you from doing anything in this game. There are 3 huge cities each one is about the size of Vice City and seemless loading between them all with tons more to do. I stole a train and de railed it and blue up a firetruck.

I got a girlfriend in the game now and she is a fucking psycho all she wants to do is eat in the ghetto and go do drive by shootings. That is what she will spread her legs for. lol I love this game go pick up a copy at your local store.

Only for Playstation 2 Currently.

Greens and Libertarians Team Up to Demand Recount

Well now this is some good news from the Libertarians which I would vote for if they had a larger chance of winning.

The Ohio election rules state that any losing candidate can demand a manual recount. Today, David Cobb and Michael Badnarik, the predidential candidates for the Green and Libertarian parties, announced that they are joining forces to do just that. A manual recount is important because it will include every ballot cast, whereas the first count only includes ballots that can be read by machine. It could even tip the state (and thus the election) from Bush to Kerry.

They need donations to get this done. They need 110,000 to pay for all the fees. You figure one person in every county in every state donated $10 things might turn out for the best. DONATE!

Also this thing isn't over until it ends some people in the electoral college might not vote the way they are told to.. Ahem 2000! cough. And we could have a good president. As a republican would say. Fucking Green Party always messing stuff up for us in Jesusland!

I got some fight left in me to get Bush out of Office. Maybe.

I donated $10 for Kitsap County, WA where I am registered to Vote. Absentee Ballot Rocks for not having to drive out to Vote.

Junniper Blog

Well I discovered this blog because she found mine.

Carprichosa

Her current blog has a link to.

http://www.sorryeverybody.com

A nice little site where everybody can send a pic saying sorry to the world for voting for Bush. That's pretty awesome I think that people are actually sending in pictures.

So check out this lady to the south of Me. And her nice Blog.

Tara Reid Boob Slip

Well now this is some news I guess. This wasn't just a nipple slip this is hardcore boob slip. Drunk Chicks Rule.

Here is a low rez video of the boob slip.

http://poststuff.entensity.net/110804/tara.wmv

Photos in high quality of the Boob Slip

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/reidslip.html

Mwa ha ha. Fake Boobs Suck. We need less fake boobs in America.

WinAmp What you See Is What You Get

The most famous Windows Audio and now Video player will be no more. WinAmp the last employees have said goodbye to their now AOL Masters. Team Nullsoft has a few members around to do some minor software updates but don't excpect a new version of winamp ever again. Makes me think everyone should just get iTunes.

Sad to see my favorite audio player go down the hole. But that's kinda what you expect when AOL takes anything over. They take it down the shitter. But as my final salute to the llama player. I present in Mono the The Naked Dancing Llama Homepage

eBags

Well I placed an order for this Bag from eBags and they said it would be here on October 22nd. Well it turns out they didn't have their site updated when I ordered it and I was unaware so I ordered a bag that they didn't HAVE! And so I was waiting and waiting and I noticed on October 20th the bag still had not shipped and it was on 3-4 day delivery because that was free. And my little BizRate.com survey came asking me what I thought of eBags. I went to fucking town and I get a call from this hot sounding rep named Christy. Total Flirt I think they sent me a girl to talk to because I can't yell at a hot sounding girl. And she said she would e-mail the warehouse for me and see what is going on. Well 2 days later 23rd I get an e-mail back saying they were out of stock until November 30th! WTF!!!!

So I was even more hot then they asked me if I would setille for the Mossy Green one instead. FUCK NO! Mossy Green just says WTF Tristan why are you wearing green? But that makes me think of San Andrea's and green is your gangs color and I could walk around and be like WTF Yo! But anyways So I called and asked for Hot Christy and she said she would like to make me happy. Not something you say to Tristan if you sound like you could be a hot chick. So anyways she knocked another 20% of the bag because I already had a 20% off coupon bringing a bag from $44.95 -20%-20%+Free Shipping= Cheaper.. So then I wake up and check my e-mail by clicking on mail down in the dock. Cause gMail fucks up sometimes I don't really like to use it unless I have to. Damn Beta's World of Warcraft has given me virtually no trouble during the Beta. But I see that it had finally shipped I am woah WTF that's early. Sometimes I want to call China and be like make bags Faster! Don't put SARS on the bag. But the order said it shipped on the 4th today is the 10th and it said it will be here today.

Well UPS fucks up again. Fucking UPS only 3 companies I hate in the world. Wal-Mart, UPS, and Amazon.com though I really don't hate Amazon.com anymore only reason I hated them was I was buying my now ex girlfriend the Sims Online: Collectors Edition and I changed the shipping from 3Day Select to Overnight and then they said that would delay it until like Jan. Fuck That It was an XMAS present for her. But oh well she's an ex now maybe she should have fucking waited. Mwa ha ah.

Oh well so in all Fuck eBags for lying. But Thank you eBags for shipping earlier then you had promised.

I rate your webmaster as a 0 and your customer support at a 8. And Christy Call me if you ever get out of Texas you have my # ;-). lol

Protest in Seattle

I got this link of http://www.michaelmoore.com another reason why I love being in Seattle. Bush Protest in Seattle There will be another one on Jan 20th.

Here is good way to view America


Where is Hawaii they are part of the US? ;-)

Election WTF Rant

Well the voting is over. According to many News Sites the Turnout for people 18-25 was no better then 2000. With 1 out of every 10 people who voted between that age. WTF is wrong with youth America. We could have been 20 million strong and the election would have been very clear. But no all you 18-21 Year old fuckers who didn't vote we might get a fucking dumb ass moron in power because you were to fucking lazy and stupid to make yourself known. To stupid to go read about the issues. To fucking stupid to keep yourselves informed. We are the future people in charge of America and because all you non voters we have to deal with a fucking moron going to screw everything the fuck up for us in the future. To all of you who didn't vote because you were to fucking stupid to go do some research and eductate yourselves. Fuck you Very Much if Bush Wins. Fuck You if Kerry Wins by a margain it should have been a landslide. I voted! Did You?

The Killers - Somebody Told Me

Well I heard this song while watching VH1 in the morning and had never heard of this group but I really liked the sound of this song and then I heard some guy at work mutter a lyric and I was like is that the Killers and he was like yeah Then I said that is a tight ass group. So I figured my loyal fans might like to check them out 99 cents on the iTunes Music Store Just click on the picture that says iTunes to get the song.

If you need the iTunes Software i will ask where have you been and here is the link http://www.apple.com/iTunes