This Post is Yerba Mate Enhanced

Hey World!

I look at my last post and think man what a negative Mother F'er I was. Well this post will take a bizarre turn every few lines. Today I was nomiated to be the company BBQ Bitch. I always seem to get this honor. To stand out in the hot sun for 8hrs dealing with customers and BBQ Ribs, Chicken and Brats.

So I was like you know what!?! Maybe I should call people and share this experience with them. So I called The Russian Mafia, Jason, My Dad, My Mom, And some others. I was like Dude People get down here and give me someone to talk to. So only person that made an apperance was the Russian Mafia and he had some goods. It was the Yerba Mate of awesomness! And if you have never had this drink. It will take you on a psycadelic (Spelled Wrong cause of Maténess) into another dimension of the drinking experience. So I just kept filling it up with water and just renewing my supply of this amazing drink. And just started turning into a full blown wackaloon! I was like Yo Homie and everyone was like what is wrong with you and I was lifting lots of heavy crazy stuff and just going looney. Not something I can really express in text at this moment. I am still on this trip just finishing a shower and my 13th Cup of this Drink.

Right now would be a good time to hang out. I guarantee 1000% more smiles and laughs on your body at this moment! So anyways you must try this crap. I am in that great hyper state that few people get to see me in but it's a lot of laughs for everyone around. I called the Russian Mafia, The Ally that Preston Loves, Sarah Called Me and were like Tristan WTF are you smoking. I was like WaaaaaHaaaaa Hoooooo HA and it was a laugh for all parties involved. Random Greeen Text Caused by Hex Value 00FF00 People are like Tristan How the Hell do you remember Hex Color Codes? I am like Why not remember hex color codes. It could be a great party gag.

HTML tags are always fun! XM satellite Coords I can spout off the top of my head. I know useless random facts. People ask me bizarre questions and I have anwers. I have been told by a few people that I am better then ask jeeves! So anyways I thought I would do my best to express my hyperness from the drink in a text form as best as possible. Mwa ha ha!

Hope this worked! Now off to take over the world. Now if I only had a Pinky! I got the Brain Part covered!

Looking back at this post. I am worst then those 16-20 year old females who design crappy MySpace and Xanga pages that all their girly friends read and try to boost each others confidence and talk about bizarre female code to each other like "I got a new purse brittany, You would love to see it! Cause it proves that I am better then you! And More attractive then You!" Then it starts an all out war of who is better then one another and us guys sit back and think WTF!

Guys are like Hey I got a new {Insert Awesome Toy Here}! And Dude 2 is like Wow Man that's great we need to go use your {Awesome New Toy Name} and do something cool with it. Though when it comes to technology and gadgets I like to be one up on most of my friends. Like Jason got a pretty sick cell phone. So I have to go get the Sanyo MM-5600 when I am eligible for an upgrade. And be like foolio who has the better phone. But Jason doesn't really care. As long as I have a better phone then Ollie. His POS LG-4300 Verizon Phone of Hell. I like how everyone I see with that phone says How much they Suck and they are always broken. But I always new LG made crappy phones and Sanyo always wins the JD Power and Associates Phone of Godliness Award. Sprints wins with Best Call Clarity from JD Power and Associates.

Anyways this post is done. Rock On!