Relic e-Mail
I have had hotmail for a long while. I have had two hotmail accounts the old craze_15@hotmail.com which is no longer around and the current tristanpipo@hotmail.com which is only used for MySpace I laugh when people send real e-mail to that address. But I found this e-mail from Feb 2nd 1999. I was in Biology 1st Period with Mrs. Webster who was famous for taking Bill Gates to Prom in High School. But I sat behind this girl named Alaina that I had a major crush on. I found this e-mail that she replied to. I was a Sophmore in High School I knew nothing about Women then and still know very little now. lol
I couldn't find what I had written I am curious about the whole puddle sleeping thing. This e-mail is almost 7 years old. Kinda crazy that I still have it. But thought everyone would enjoy a nice trip down Tristan memory lane.
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Yeah, "try not to sleep in a puddle of your OWN URINE AND FECES" is not a good pick up line, d00d.
You know I think that's what I wrote. I found a trail of like 12 e-mails. I will copy and paste them into one long blog post of greatness at a later date.
Back to podcasting,
http://www.hotmailsucks.com/
I love how when dave has nothing to add he just shows how much of a moron he is.
i love how when u stop my blog , you have nothing to add,
what a maroon....
I love how you use words incorrectly. Maroon is a brownish color or as the british use it a loud bang from a firework.
But I don't expect much from someone who never finished high school. Now do the world a favor dave and swallow a nice gun barrel. I know you have practice swallowing I am sure your father taught you how.
yes i DID GRADUATE FROM HIGHSCHOOL YOU FUCKING JACKOFF!!!!!!!!!!
faggot!!!!!!!!
NOW GO LISTEN TO MAXIM RADIO!!!!!!
MYSPACE.COM/MAXIMRADIO
Tristan Pipo should ""swallow a nice gun barrel"" and I BET ""HIS DAD"" IS GAY!!!!!!!
and if you remember from a BUGS BUNNY EPISODE when BUGS BUNNY CALLED ELMER FUDD ""WHAT A MAROON"" THAT'S WHAT I WAS REFERING TO YA IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
""WHAT A MAROON""
What is going on in here today?? Who is this Dave person?
That girl seemed very excited to be emailing you. Did you see how many times she put an exclamation point? Holy yelling. Either that, or she had a lot of caffeine. :)
JUNNIPER, I AM DAVE,
otherwise known as TJ's Worst Nightmare,..,.
i stalk him on a daily basis waiting for his NEXT PODCAST!!!
http://www.englishpage.com/grammar/
FUCK YOU ""Anonymous""
FUCK U
Hey the long lost Jenniper made an arrival! Dave is best described as that chewing gum that is under a desk that nobody wants any part of but can't ever seem to clean him off.
When I move to the new server though he will be banned. Hope you had a great holiday. Guess I will have to check out your update.
TJ is best described as that chewing gum that is under a desk that nobody wants any part of but can't ever seem to clean him off.
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