The Day of Rants

Well lets talk about the end of the day. I bought a book by Larry King. Better Communication with Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere. I love these books on how to communicate just being able to speak to people with a bit more flow and saying what I mean and will add to my collection of this type of self help books.

I stopped by a KFC to get my favorite cole slaw and they were out of Cole-Slaw, Original Chicken, Biscuits, Baked Beans. WTF KFC you just made the shit list! Which you have now joined with UPS, Wal-Mart, Amazon.com, MySpace and Disney.

I did see a clever bumper sticker that said "Will someone please give the president a blow job so we can impeach him" Now I found this rather clever and a bit off in a few ways. When we had a democrat in office and he got his cock sucked by some ugly chick I didn't judge him any less at a president. I don't know a guy alive who would turn down getting his johnson sucked off for any reasons other then disease. So as a husband that's fucked up to do. But they always say "Oh he lied" Well I don't know a guy that if he got caught with some girl sucking him off and asked if it happened that would say Yes about it. As Alonzo Bodden said on his CD he should have said "It Seemed like a good idea at the time" Most guys would say "Agreed when does a blow job not seem like a good idea"

I do not agree cheating on your girlfriend or wife or whatever words we make up to call a partner or a mate or whatever. Beau or whatever slang we use now days. But we didn't impeach Clinton we elected some man named George W. Bush who likes to commit acts of dumb fuckery and charge me $3.02 for a fucking gallon of gas so I also do not see anything valid about him getting sucked off and getting him out of office.

Now I am sure reading this you are thinking Tristan this is wrong. You are swearing to much. You are a liberal. Well look at life it's pretty fucked up world out there. I have seen people trading in possessions to buy gas. Who says that soon people will not start stealing gas and the first person who gets shot stealing gas what will happen?

Fucking Republican's and Money.