Worth of a Woman's Word
Shall I set the scene? I have made the claim that West Coast Girls are flakes. Generated some heat from it and then backed up my statements and got deleted off some girls myspace friends lists and some nasty e-mails. I have been accused of generalizing women and I have also been called a male pig. So where does my thinking this way come from? From the same shit happening over and over again with Women.
So Sunday this girl at work asked me to dinner for Monday Evening. I was in agreement and so today I sent a text message since that is the "cool" way to communicate instead of picking up the damn phone. Takes 20 damn minutes to have a one paragraph conversation that I could have finished in 30 seconds via voice.
So were going to a Mongolian BBQ place where you cook you basically make your own bowl of stir fry and can do it over and over again for $10.86 after tax. Tip is Extra and Optional. So she wanted to change it over to Pizza. (Why this sudden change?) I said I enjoy your friendship and will join you wherever.
So that inspired this picture.
Me and the KGB Mafia Man bet 50¢ on if this event was going to happen. He said it wouldn't I was being the optimist and said it would. I had a Dollar Bill in my pocket I could have bet it. But I had doubts and went 50¢ because that is all I felt her words were worth to me.
So then I get a phone call again she wants to bump up the dinner 2hrs earlier and bring her niece along. I am all for kids don't get me wrong but this just "smelled fishier then Oprah's Panties after a workout." -Mark Yoshimoto Nemcov (Pacific Coast Hellway). (I have been looking for a time to use that quote mwa ha ha) (Man that is wrong) But I digress.
So we get to the pizza joint and have this little girl who acts like she hasn't been around a guy that is over 6ft before and nervous but is all close to me anyways. We order pizza. It cost me $14 for a Small Cheese Pizza and a Soda. Fucking Bainbridge Island Fucks. So we get the food and then this little 2 year old pulls a drama fest and starts crying and freaking out cause she misses her mom and doesn't want to be out with her Aunt. The girl I am with freaks out gets a box and leaves. So I am sitting there eating my pizza in a WTF state. I get a phone call from her saying how Sorry she is. I said you owe me and leave it at that.
Why does shit like this keep happening? What the hell is going on in a Woman's mind that conjurs up these ideas to get out of something. I would much prefer a woman say "Tristan I don't like you. Go Fuck Yourself because you did (Example A)" but we get fed these lines of bullshit because they are afraid to be mean.
I am so tired of the "I am sick" or "I am tired" or "I have a headache" or "Sorry, I just got busy" If you don't like me that is perfectly fine. But don't feed me this giant sack of horse shit. Busy lets take a look at just being busy.
24 hrs in a Day. 60 Mins in an hour that is 1,440 minutes. Minus 8 hrs for sleep we get 960 mins. You work full time that is another 8hrs so we have on average of 480 mins of time we are not slaving away or sleeping. Then we minus out commute time and so forth and taking a piss or a dump. I will say 400 mins. Can you really not find 2-5 minutes of time to return a god damn phone call?
Oh well could I blame everything on this girl? I could have read the signs and just backed out of the deal. But I think I really wanted any attention I could get from this girl. So as much as I blame her. I have to blame myself for falling for the bullshit storm she was putting me through.
But anyways I lost 50¢ + $14 + Gas + Time man I got fucked just for a few minutes of 2 year old annoyed conversation.
7 Comments:
Man, bringing her niece along was ridiculous. It's a date, bitch. COME ALONE, AND PREFERABLY NAKED.
Oh boy....that's super lame dude. Sorry to hear that yet another chick had to be...well...a chick. It is these chicks that make me want to be a guy sometimes, but then when I see another male glance my way, I'm glad I'm a girl.
Ouch.
But this: "smelled fishier then Oprah's Panties after a workout." disturbs me highly.
And on a side note, I can't STAND text-messaging. It's lame. Lame lame. Just pick up the phone and dial.
Junniper, I am noone and everyone, I know nothing and everything - my knowledge tells me that even you have tough enough time to "just pick up the phone and dial". So my question to you would be - is this perhaps just a
"FEMALE SYNDROME" or "MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS" kind of stuff? There is a lot of this stuff going around - sounds like epidemic of sorts. And here we are panicing about the bird flu.Give me a break - people don't even have enough guts to communicate to their fellow human beings honestly what they feel and want out of their own life. That's my say and sorry for being so RIGID with you - I am sure you DON'T desrve this. Serge.
Today I got a call from the KGB Mafia man saying that I had to read the comment and what was going on the blog. So I login to gMail and to what I expected a whole lot of buildup for not a great deal of anything.
When I read Junniper's comment I am at question of the "Ouch" was it directed towards herself? Or perhaps to myself?
As for text messaging I agree it is lame. If I am not worth the minutes then you probably are not worth talking to.
And the KGB Mafia Man I tend to agree people are afraid to communicate they live in fear of Having Nothing to Say or worried to hurt someones feelings.
Hurt my feelings please they say it's the only way to grow and growing is what the human mind does and growing is life.
But anyways life goes on. I will continue to write, comment, praise, offend and everything else.
Well. I must say I was unaware that my comment would cause such a ruckus and slam on me. I'm sure you're lovely, KGB, but what I do with my phone is not your business. I'm sure that sound bitchy, or "rigid" as you chose to use, but that's life.
I must say I'm very curious as to why you know I don't pick up my phone. Nice to know I'm talked about.
Furthermore, my "ouch" was directed at the girl bailing on Tristan's date, nothing more. But just remember that SHE asked YOU out, so that's a good start. If she asks for a second chance, give her one. There was no disdain of any kind in my previous post, but trust me, there is some now.
I think by far this is the most FUNNIEST thing i have ever read
THE DAUGHTER having a DRAMA FIT
LOL!!
oh and, TEXT MESSAGING is SOO much better then having to LISTEN to someone on the phone
it's just better that way!!
LOVED THE POST!!
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